ahahaha...funnier than it should be...I'm tired

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Televangelism: Send more shit.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses: *knock knock* Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!