ganked...but funny

Musical Numbers From Fight Club! The Musical.

By Michael Schulman and Allysha Powanda


"Bob Had Bitch Tits"

"Marla's Lament"

"His Name Was Tyler Durden, Durden"

"You Can't Talk About Fight Club ... but You Can Sing About Fight Club!"

"Our Soapy Paradise"

"(Haven't Been ****ed Like That Since) Grade School"

"The Project Mayhem Tango"

"Bob Had Bitch Tits" (reprise)

"Just the One of Us"

ahahaha...funnier than it should be...I'm tired

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Televangelism: Send more shit.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses: *knock knock* Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!