Haha, I'm reading an interview with this band called Thee Pirates and they crack me up. It's too bad I can't find any of their actual CDs (I'm guessing they didn't put one out).
Interviewer: How about you. What’s your main goal in the band Thee Pirates?
Scabby: Rock and roll until I’m 84.
John: 84? You’re supposed to say rock and roll forever, dude.
Scabby: I’ll be dead before I’m 84.
John: Still, rock and roll until you’re dead.
Scabby: My personal goal is to play music forever, be in a band until I die and to drink coffee.
Billy: And drink coffee?
Scabby: And get tattoos. And that’s it.